Can you make telling bad news to people a business?

Sort of like the anti-flower shop? We charge $35 and then we dress up our employees in clown and cheerleader outfits and they deliver bad news to people



"Hi! Your husband is cheating on you!"



"Good morning kiddo. Santa isn't real, you twit"



"Happy Friday. This will be your last Friday at this job".



"2,4,6,8, who does your wife appreciate? Not you! Not you! Yaayyyyy, divorce!"

Can you make telling bad news to people a business?
That would be the best buisiness ever!!!! You so totally start that one. You can also have: 1, 2, 3, 4, who doesn't your wife like anymore? You, you, you! GOOOOO AFFAIRS!
Reply:I'm not sure anyone would pay you to do that, but hey, anything can be a business nowadays, so go ahead!
Reply:You can make a business out of anything. Will it be successful? Maybe, but I doubt it. If you went around cheering about someone's cheating spouse or surprise divorce, You may get shot.
Reply:that's sick =[
Reply:I would have to charge more than $35 since the abuse received would cost me more than that.
Reply:You'd have way too much business.
Reply:What an amazing idea!



Can you stop by my job and do this cheer for a coworker i really hate. ..."Happy Friday. This will be your last Friday at this job". Then stick around til he is walking out with his paper box of stuff and say "just kidding!"....or dont do the "jusk kidding" pert. Either way, it will be effectively funny!
Reply:Maury Povitch does it.



"Fred. You are NOT the father". lol
Reply:Heck no, I would wanna tell good news. There's enough bad crap already.



Hey you won some money or hey $100 free gas or something.

Sounds nice anyway. =)
Reply:yes. now here is some free advice.

you're an idiot.
Reply:Send me an application........I WAAAANT that job.

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