What kind of gift was that?

What's up with a 2 minute hummer with no happy ending and a heart shaped brownie? I'd already given her the clothes, card, chocolate, and the flowers get delivered later. Know I have a major case of blue b*lls.

What kind of gift was that?
Whack on, Whack off... Whack on Whack off.... THE WHACKER.





Maybe some of us girls could lend you a hand... or some big round firm titties... or a hot wet pussy... or a nice tight ***.... among other things.
Reply:A very bad one I suppose? Take everything away, duh!
Reply:You think you got it bad, she sent me ROSES yesterday yes roses, and no hummer at all. Maybe she just trying to keep you hot and bothered all day.



But hey I got even for the roses.
Reply:boo hoo hoo. Cant buy her
Reply:hmmmmm, Quix might have something there....maybe the grand finale is for later! Keep those blue balls warm big guy, the best is yet to come.........



Happy Valentines Day



*big kisses*
Reply:what a wh*re she is! come down south baby i can suck like there's no tomorrow!



HAPPY EFFING VALENTINE'S DAY! *WINK*
Reply:go get ya a hooker
Reply:If you wanted professional services for your gifts, you should have go to a different source.



If you were my significant other and gave me gifts with the expectation that I would "pay" for them you would be leaving my space with the clothes around your neck, the card in shreds in your hair and the chocolate up your wazoo. The flowers would be redirected to the nearest funeral home. Arrogant "burro."
Reply:SUCKS TO BE YOU...
Reply:2 minutes huh? If she could hum "Stairway to Heaven" in it's entirety would there be a happy ending??? You know that song has alot of octaves in it and it's a long song. LoL!
Reply:aww im sorry come here ill give you a better gift and that is me *wink*
Reply:Well, sounds like you got screwed... In a very non-literal way.
Reply:What kind of a using ********* are you with?

I would have given you the full four minutes, and the happy ending.....well as long as you paid for my lunch today anyway!

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