Great I have AAADD?

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder



This is how it goes . . .



I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice mail on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office. OK, I'm going to the Post Office . . .



BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail that was delivered. I lay the car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk . . .



BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out. But since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills . . . Yes, Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those checks . . .



BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I start to head for the kitchen and look out at my balcony, notice the flowers need a drink of water because of the extreme heat. I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter.



What are they doing here? I'll just put them away . . .



BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and . . .



Aaaagh!!! Someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants on my balcony . . .



BUT FIRST I need to find those checks.



END OF DAY: The patio has not been cleaned, bills still unpaid, cup still on the counter, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys . . .



And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because . . .



I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!



I realize this condition is serious . . .



I'd get help . . .



BUT FIRST . . . I think I'll check my e-mail.

Great I have AAADD?
Ha ha ha ha............

We must live in the same house....

I start out with good intentions of getting things done. I do the same thing, from one thing to another, busy all day.

Then I look around and wonder what I had done...I know I was busy.

I put your cup in the sink, watered the plants and found your car keys. Now...where is the remote so I can watch TV....there it is, in the drawer, in the box of new checks.

What was I going to do???

Oh yes....been so busy I think I better lie down....tomorrow's another day.

But first...I'll check YA!



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what was I going to do...........
Reply:lol funny



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Reply:lol, it's funny and true.. 10/10
Reply:Funny but true that is how our days go.