Pretty bored about women?

here are some jokes to make u glad:

A NAVY WIFE SAYING FAREWELL TO HUSBAND WAS ANNOYED WHEN SHE SAW A SMALL WHITE DOG TROT

ABOARD THE SHIP.

"WHY SHOULD DOGS BE ALLOWED TO GO ALONG WHEN THE MEN'S WIVES ARE BARRED?" SHE DEMANDED

OF A HIGH-RANKING OFFICER.

"IT 'S LIKE THIS, MA'AM," SAID THE OLD SALT. "ALL THE MEN CAN PET ONE DOG AND NOBODY GETSMAD."

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THREE SALESMAN WERE IN A BAR HAVING A FEW DRINKS.

"I HATE TO SEE A WOMAN DRINK ALONE," SAID THE LIQUOR SALESMAN.

THE MATTRESS SALESMAN REMAINED QUIET.

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A WOMAN HAD JUST DELIVERED A MALE BABY IN ONE OF THE ELEVATOR

OF THE FAMOUS HOSPITAL AND WAS VERY MUCH DISTRESSED AND STARTED CRYING . A NURSE WHO WAS WITH HER, SAID, TO CHEER HER UP, "OH PLEASE DONT WEEP.THIS IS NOT NASTY AS YOU THINK.

TWO YEARS AGO THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO DELIVERED A BABY ON THE PAVEMENT IN FRONT OF THE HOSPITAL IN THE OPEN CHEER UP."



THE WOMAN HAVING LISTENED TO THIS STARTED WEEPING MORE."OH LOOK AT MY ILL-FATE! I WAS THE VERY WOMAN WHO DELIVERED ON THE PAVEMENT AND NOW GET TO HEAR MY OWN STORY!"

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"DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?" ASKED THE WIFE AS SHE SAW HER HUSBAND OFF TO WORK.

ONLY FOR A MOMENT WAS HE STARTLED. "OF COURSE, I DO," HE SAID SWEETLY, NOT KNOWING WHICH ANNIVERSARY HE HAD FORGOTTEN."I REMEMBER." HE WAS DETERMINED TO CORRECT THE OVERSIGHT. WHEN

HE RETURNED HOME THAT NIGHT, HE BROUGHT HIS WIFE CANDY, FLOWERS, AND SOME JEWELERY. SHE WAS OVERJOYED "NOW, DEAR," HE SAID SMUGLY, "YOU SEE I DID REMEMBER WHAT DAY THIS IS."

"YES YOU DID," SAID THE WIFE ,"AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'VE MADE IT THE HAPPIEST GROUND-HOG DAY OF MY LIFE!"

Pretty bored about women?
funny

very funny

john
Reply:all at leat somewhat funny. Don't worry, the 1st joke was understood even w/out the missing line. :-))
Reply:they were all funny except for the one about the mattress saleman. that went over my head
Reply:awesome!
Reply:THESE are pretty danged good
Reply:tell some more, thats why my husband and i got married on st. patricks day for that way its a special day for us anyway and we would celebrate it cause we both are irish.
Reply:These aren't questions!



But they first and last are funny. I didn't really get the two in the middle.

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Reply:Not the best I have ever heard but good try.